The Trump Passover Haggadah; "People All The Time They Come Up And Tell Me This Is The Best Haggadah They've Ever Read, They Do, Believe Me"
SeanOgCartoons Middletown, DE [per last page]: Independently published, 2019 [per last page]. Presumed First Edition, First printing. Trade paperback. [1], 104, [1] pages, In English with some Hebrew. This Haggadah is read from left to right, which is how we start making Haggadahs great again. Contents: Donald Trump does the Introduction; Stephen Miller does the removal of the Hametz; Steven Mnuchin does the Yom Tov Candle Lighting; Melania Trump does the Seder Table; Mike Pence does the Kaddesh; Jared Kushner does the Shehecheyanu; Neil Gorsuch does the Urchatz; Sean Spicer does the Karpas, Hillary Clinton does the Yahatz; Bernie Sanders does the Afikomen; Ivanka, Tiffany, Eric, and Donald Trump Jr. Do the four children, and Donald Trump does the Magid; Moses does the '"In Every Generation"; Miriam Does the Miriam cup' Dayeinu - Miriam/Cardi B Remix; G-D does the Second Cup of Wind; G-D does the Rahtza, Motzi-Matzo, Maror, Korech, and Shulchan Oreich; You Do Your Meal!!!; Jewish Comedians do the Post-Meal Festivities: The Tzafun, the Third Cup, The Barekh, The Fourth cup, and the Welcoming of the Prophet Elijah; Appendix = Hallel Songs; Chad Gadya - One Little Vote; Who Knows One: -One Thing that Hasn't been ruined by Trump; and The Maker of this Sacrilegious Haggadah does the Nirzah. The Haggadah is a Jewish text that sets forth the order of the Passover Seder. Reading the Haggadah at the Seder table is a fulfillment of the mitzvah to each Jew to "tell your children" the story from the Book of Exodus about Yahweh bringing the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt, with a strong hand and an outstretched arm. According to Jewish tradition, the Haggadah was compiled during the Mishnaic and Talmudic periods, although the exact date is unknown. It could not have been written earlier than the time of Judah bar Ilai (circa 170 CE), who is the latest tanna to be quoted therein. Rav and Shmuel (circa 230 CE) argued on the compilation of the Haggadah, and hence it had not been completed as of then. Based on a Talmudic statement, it was completed by the time of "Rav Nachman". There is a dispute, however, to which Rav Nachman the Talmud was referring: According to some commentators, this was Rav Nachman bar Yaakov (circa 280 CE), while others maintain this was Rav Nachman bar Yitzchak (360 CE). However, the Malbim, along with a minority of commentators, believe that Rav and Shmuel were not arguing on its compilation, but rather on its interpretation, and hence it was completed before then. According to this explanation, the Haggadah was written during the lifetime of Judah ha-Nasi (who was a student of Judah bar Ilia and the teacher of Rav and Shmuel) the compiler of the Mishnah. The Malbim theorized that the Haggadah was written by Judah ha-Nasi himself. The text of the Haggadah was never fixed in one, final form, as no rabbinic body existed which had authority over such matters. Instead, each local community developed its own text. A variety of traditional texts took on a standardized form by the end of the medieval era on the Ashkenazi (Eastern European) and Sephardi (Spanish, North African, and Middle Eastern) communities. NOTE: It is this last point, that local community can develop its own text, which provides for some the appropriate spiritual sanctification of The Trump Passover Haggadah! Over time, this is expected to become one of the rarest versions of this central Passover document, in part because copies may not survive due to a lack of a sense of humor on the part of some and/or an abhorrence of Trump akin to the feelings for Pharaoh. Condition: Very good.
Keywords: Donald Trump, Judaism, Passover, Ritual, Sacred Texts, Religious Texts, Sacrilegious Texts, Jews, Pharaoh, Humor, Satire, Mike Pence, Jared Kushner, Melania Trump, Trumpiana
ISBN: 9781976722776
[Book #83307]
Price: $125.00